6767th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#3782

ive had 2 white russian cutwaters i am very drunk ama

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#3783

I am no longer meltdown. I’m trading in the phone for one that is beautiful and not ugly and my mom gets the hundreds dollars back so I don’t have to freak out about her spending it

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#3784

I’ve discovered that dhe didn’t spend it and she got the phones from switching carriers to the one that built a cell tower here

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#3785

So I didn’t have to freak out regardless but let us be real I was mostly freaking out about something changing

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#3786

…Safari has a bunch of old Ao3 bookmarks from when I was a kid and they are Azula x Katara fanfics

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#3787

young may way cooking wtf

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#3788

go hawks
they did the sports thing

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#3789

every commercial was AI-generated, “you have a terminal illness,” or sports betting

merica

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#3790

you mean “prediction markets”

:roosip:

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#3791

:stare:

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#3792

family was loving that rock your body ad. I said “I bet its a crypto thing”. in the time i was the cynical buzzkill hater ruining the vibe. but about 15 seconds was all it took to vindicate me.

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#3793

that ad felt weirdly dystopian and horror-esque even though it was just a karaoke slideshow
like wtf was that
i hated it
how is this reality

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#3794

ok tbf like every commercial did that to me

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#3795

I really dont like people acting like we are suddenly in a dystopia because of new technology degenerating the moral fabric of society but I became slightly more sympathetic after sering some super bowl ads

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#3796

Tbf it’s kinda always been that way superbowl ads are maximal concentrated dystopia tbhtbthbthtbhtbtbhbtbh

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#3797

we’ve been in a dystopia for the past 42 years, for more information search Blue's Clues dystopia

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#3798

okay so like im with you but that Ring camera ad that was like “hey if you lose your pet we will without warning activate every ring camera to AI recognize your pet immediately. There is no further implication to this” ad was genuinely dystopian lol

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#3799

To be clear my post says “I am more understanding this now after seeing super bowl ads”

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#3800

Also they said millions of pets are lost a year but Ring finds “at least a dog a day” which is NOTHING man

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#3801

I think new phone is nauseating me

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