i never once said it was his fault he’ll never make a super bowl
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fixed
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FUCK
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i remain vindicated
fuck are the patriots gonna win the super bowl
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I happened to have Moby Dick open on my phone last time I was on a plane and I tapped my girlfriend on the hsoulder and was like “check it out I’ve got the perfect thing”
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seahawks!!!
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i own a pair of xxxl seahawks pajamas and i’d go to the parade just to do it so im team seahawks
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i hope it’s seahawks patriots and they’re on the one yard line again. but this time they actually make a point to run it in with charbonnet. in the most patronizing way possible
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35 seconds left. 1st and goal on the 1. tie game. seahawks run the ball. it’s a fumble, returned for 6, patriots win
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it would piss off all the kenneth walker fantasy owners in my feed too. you couldn’t script it better
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It was some kind of tax evasion. He was worried about inspectors or guests finding out, so we had to keep it a secret. His whole family lived there
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Ubisoft going to have to own nothing and be happy the way this year started.
Check out the Source-mobile
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I am now in charge of the schedule
I got the homophobic and transphobic dude at work to go from 2 days to 1 days of work :3
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Feeling cute might take more hours later
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they gave kyubey power and it immediately started using it and im unsure what they expected
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You should bring it down to 0 next.
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Same with their projected lifespan.
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it’s so chilly today
yesh bet you’re real confused denizens of hell (south of the equator) but let me tell you 7/8 of the worlds population is above you in both morality and latitude
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so it’s cold here as it was intended
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