The snow lowkey carried
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no i knew i was wrong as soon as i hit post
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the AI thing was a joke
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MAKE IT HAPPEN SCRIPTWRITERS
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obligatory âsam darnold made the super bowl before josh allen or lamarâ post
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telling a jets fan right after the 2018 draft that sam darnold will be the first qb in the draft class to make the super bowl and watching them be very confused for the next 5 years (technically untrue if you count the 7th round patriots pick who was on their practice squad when they beat the rams in the super bowl but shhh)
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i would be more afraid of a gorilla than any other animal on this list
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whichever population they surveyed clearly doesnât know their animals well enough because chimpanzees and gorillas should completely top this list and a large dog is scarier than a king cobra if theyâre really out for blood
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life wouldnât be the same if i was capable of telekinesis
i could be snacking right now
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(His acl is torn 
)
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im not completely full of myself but sometimes i read my past bangers because theres so many i dont remember writing that its like reading posts by someone else with my exact humor
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PUT HIM IN FOR THE ONE PLAY ANYWAY
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She didnât. The grasshopper patience of this lady laid dead in its tracks
Being called an ant means having patience.
Would that chimp be named Travis? The chimp didnât go crazy, the chimp went chimp.
iâm beating top 3 and nothing else
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You could be doing that regardless, you have these neat things called hands.
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atlas was using her hands. for violence, mainly. would be unsanitary
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