i was in a sociological theory class and the reading were all on marx but i had 0 motivation to do thems o i just didnt
and i just bullshitted stuff about the bourgeoise and the proletariat and just kept talking
and despite my group having 6 members, a few who did do the reading bc they had notes, everyone listened to me and just agreed with me on everything when i was just making shit up and going like “yeah he said this” with literally 0 backing behind me
i think the septum and bridge piercing made people think i knew marx