6767th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

you need an iScrew

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sorry ill go back to 2011

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your satire is dampened by the fact that apple would be doing this if not for the fact that the eu would shed blood over the matter

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italy im so sorry but this is real

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i want to take a hammer to your icon

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(lovingly)

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i love my computer

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[redacted]

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oh. oh god

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well
anything is a flathead if you carry the right size

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its an album by ninajirachi. featuring the song “Fuck My Computer”. so youre like, not wrong

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not that i imagine may carries around several hundred various screwdriver tips like i do

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yeah i meant to ask what were you doing to accidentally shock your phone. were you torturing chatgpt

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My girlfriend does

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i tried to unplug it and i like. built up an electric charge or something and it didn’t like that

hate it when that happens

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i unfortunately could not take any pictures of it with my phone by virtue of the victim being my phone but it was badly fucked enough that i thought it was irreversible hardware damage and then it just kind of went away and i’m still kind of confused honestly

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thought this was about @benguinedparbecue

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one time my computer just started rendering shit like this and wouldnt stop and then it just like, did and never did it again

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electronics are beautiful

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