8-Ball FM - Mafia win!

[Marshal]

mkp please do fucking absolutely none of this

[Marshal]

like come on. A bunch of insane last second vote switches only help wolves

[Marshal]

and tutuu knows this btw

[Marshal]

honestly tutuu you have such audacity this is insane

[tutuu]

Marissa! He already said he is voting me! I am forced to self-pres onto you! What does this change! How does this help wolves!

[tutuu]

VOTE: Memekingpizza
VOTE: Memekingpizza
VOTE: Memekingpizza
VOTE: Memekingpizza
VOTE: Memekingpizza

pew pew pew pew pew

(if you notice, I shot 5 times. Revolvers have 6 rounds )

[Marshal]

-that might not be certain
-MKP could be 8ball with you/chomps wolf. You think its cooked so you are hoping that by MKP not voting until lastmin, you and chomps could switch to mkp and force a 2/2 rand against 8ball mkp. Or maybe chomps outs as mafia to cause chaos and you get a 2/1/1/1/1 scenario.

There is ABSOLUTELY NO BENEFIT for us to be all trying to vote rightttttt before threadlock for “fun”. AND SO MUCH RISK

[Ishmael]

none of this would’ve happened if you didn’t get spooked

[Marshal]

Fuck you bitch

[Ishmael]

fuck you

[Marshal]

literally this is the wolfiest post anyone could make. i honestly couldnt craft a wolfier post. This is going in best quotes.

[tutuu]

I guess I’m just kinda resigned to us losing, Marissa. I feel like either I die today, and I blow up, game over. Or you die today, flip VT, not bombed, and tomorrow it is 3rd consecutive “bully-the-tutuu” day, and I have zero chances there.

I would be pleasantly surprised if you’re a wolf!

But yeah. I guess I was just trying to have some fun in a game that I feel like is just lost. But fair, I’ll stop

[tutuu]

I guess I have a talent. Posting the opposite of what my alignment is. But unfortunately, I can’t seem to replicate it when I’m wolf, and I can only do it when I’m town… -_-

[tutuu]

By the way. If Marissa gets executed, flips VT, and not bombed - I will not hold it against anyone if they snap vote me tomorrow. I doubt I would have the energy to muster a convincing defense. I give you permission to just end it. IMO I’ve already paid for my sins for Day 1. I deserve to have some rest

[tutuu]

Also it occurs to me we never hammer tested Ishmael. Wouldn’t it be silly if the game could have ended already if Ish is mafia?

[Marshal]

I Don’t know how much the game knows about tutuu but he is the ultimate model of “do whatever will help town win” when he is town.

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@tutuu

By the way presently I plan on keeping my vote on Dia. I’m not gonna self-pres on Ish. If I die I die. Because of the setup. We can afford 1 bombed mischop and 1 non-bombed mischop before 3v2. Bombed mischop D1 is just game over. I’m not bombed D1. If I am then lol me, but I’m just not

@tutuu

You are already intending to vote Marshal. Im suspicious that you dont want me to prove I wouldn’t quick hammer her. I am suspicious that you will hedge and not place a vote and look for a last second vote switch

@tutuu

@Memekingpizza you will be voting me, and i will be voting you. finger on the trigger. wild west. high noon

I challenge you to a gunslinger battle. Try to vote each other at the last possible second. The one who posts later (but before thread is locked) wins. The reward is meaningless of course, just glory

Tutuu is outted mafia. The last 2 are especially egregious. He just does. not. pull this as town. ever. He is always wolf.

[tutuu]

Well anyway. I will vote Marshal sometimes before EoD. I think MKP is mafia. That’s all from me folks. Sorry again for D1. I tried my best D2, IMO I did acceptable D2.

[Marshal]

said this yesterday about dia award

[Marshal]

I do want mkp to come back

[tutuu]

Ish, any chance I could convince you on a MKP vote, or naur?