9575th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I’m both too poor and (suspected) autistic for that

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Needs to be something scroungable

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food

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hope that helps

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In 2001, my roommate’s dad was late for a flight, missed it altogether. That plane went on to hit the Twin Towers. Her mom turned down a job teaching. At Columbine. In like 1998.

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my mother was told she’d most likely die if she gave birth to me

went through with it anyway

goat…

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Truly, the most helpful

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Update:

I admitted defeat and I am making the default desire (Mac cheese)

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broke: asking AI for the solutions to your assignment

woke: asking AI to estimate how long your assignment will take os you can procrastinate as long as possible

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guys im gunna get a curly mullet soon

just want u all to know i’ve evolved into a mullet gay

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like LOOK AT THIS its so cute

(this is not me)

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woah brock samson

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Mullets are a funny hair style in that sometimes they can work really well (see: the example in thread)

Other times though

God they are the trashiest hairstyle known to man

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mullets either look really god or really bad with no inbetween
tho i might be biased bc i mainyl think queer people with mullets make it look good and het people with mullets make it look bad :joy_wolf:

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This attitude enables thousands of bad queer mullets a year. You are doing HARM to the community, and you are basically homophobic

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blond hair, mullet, attracted to women, chloe you’re basically the worst 10 guys from my high school

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\exists good queer mullets, but it is not true that \forall mullets, queer \implies good

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your parents should have used some more LaTeX

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isn’t this just the average high schooler nowadays?

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…folks? Why did I momentarily see a “loading extension MathZoom.jsx” or smth like that?

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