9575th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

i’m not big enough to get hatemail i’m a geyfrog merchant through and through

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That post is about a RHETORICAL TACTIC it is about how to best TALK TO A FRIEND who is CURRENTLY IN A BAD RELATIONSHIP it is not a PRESCRIPTION ABOUT MASS SOCIETAL MOVEMENTS

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My brother once posted a stop-motion army man video to YouTube that got 60 views and one comment telling him to [redacted].
Didn’t even have our voices in it.

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It is about my FRIEND who sublimates her frustrations with her boyfriend with “wow men suck” and thus does not take action to improve her life because well if all men suck it’s just something she has to tolerate to gain the rewards of being loved!

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Moral of the story is that you’re never too small to not get hate mail.

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My brother got hate mail on his youtube short and got a hate comment (just something like “this is stupid lol”) and had like three of his friends defending him under it

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probability doesn’t work like that…

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chocolate is basically universally and without exception horribly bitter

I can think of no cases where something with chocolate is better than it would be without

We’ve gotta duel to the death over this one, man.

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why

don’t waste your time killing him

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that’s like telling somebody with OCD you need to battle to the death over them thinking their hands are dirty when you’d disagree

its not exactly something I have any control over nor would I expect others to share my experience :P

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or maybe its more apt to say its like battling somebody who has that cilantro-tastes-like-soap thing

kinda silly :stuck_out_tongue:

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Oh, it’s a taste bud thing for you.
My condolences.

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I had a weird experience when my girlftiend and I were sharing an aperol spritz and I was like wow this is so bitter and she tasted basically 0 bitter

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They don’t taste bitter to me anymore though

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what if I just want to duel you to the death for fun and just needed an ulterior motive to act as an alabi for my intent

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I mean one assumes that everybody else isn’t just faking loving this thing that’s super bitter

yeah that’s how they got truman

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