9575th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

fol would have a ride with qbcord games.

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i’d literally never not d1 in a game and then I played a qbcord game and immediately realized why people there don’t d1

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Oh, okay, so hitting the Jalmont.

i think i came up with the term “falser” to mock them and they took it up as a term of endearment

and then we finally figured out how to chop wolves d1

now all we have to do is punish the teammates who are bussing them

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do people just not solve d1?

I just don’t solve period unless I stumble into a read. /hj

the game hasn’t even started yet (there haven’t been any night actions)

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there is a gentleman’s rule to not mass claim d1 because 75% of GMs haven’t realized that if your game is solved immediately by a d1 mass claim you need to go back to the drawing board

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er… if you have picked up from my playstyle i’m not too enthusiastic into d1 hardcore reads. The wagons are usually sufficient since qbcord wagon compositions are usually, hilariously, readable.

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unless you’re the one player who voted themself immediately as mafia then like I can’t help you there

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this was my other guess but this is generally easy to resolve with ‘actually you can solve during the day’ but normally you have some authority over those people & setups aren’t that busted

actually the funniest bit is that i discovered wagonomics from first principles but called it “vote no jutsu”

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idk how you get wagons without reads but if it works

how can you possibly social read people, wolves can say the same words

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it’s usually vibes.

[Maybe personal omgus bias but I think I tend to be a pretty good wagon to look at anyway since I get misexed a lot early, and hilariously, the rule of 2nd voter is always mafia has worked most of the time]

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This is why I made 90% of my balatro roles able to be randed into either role.
And also because the posts are long enough and adding 300 roles to a pool of like 700 would flood it to an absurd degree (especially compared to just 150) and would make the We should banish ImaginaryNeon to the New Age Thread role way too busted (especially since Exiling doesn’t even work properly and, if taken exactly as written, basically softlocks the game)

the bigger issue is that wolf fakeclaims tend to be fraught both because hosts tend to put less effort into those than actual roles and because 80% of hosts refuse to put in vts because they believe that if everyone doesn’t have a button to press they’ll get bored

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ok now i see why fol is university

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hey ik my fakeclaims suck but i have vts

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i have seen some shit fakeclaims in my days yours are probably better

i’m still not over arjun giving us 11 names for 15 people in a 63 player game where flavor was super super alignment indicative (and one of those names was fucking archimedes, who doesn’t have the word philosopher anywhere in his lengthy Wikipedia page)

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