9575th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

demon core on a stick

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i imagine it’s supposed to be a magickal wand

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holy shit. todays story: Your Birthday!

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got scared by a directional audio song thought someone was talking by my ear

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TWIMC

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good thing I get this urge with everyone instead of just my partner

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normalize biting people

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hi youbie

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dog

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LET ME BITE MY FRIENDS

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woof woof hi
i dont think i said hbd to u only willow so hahppy birthday!!

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too late . enemies for life !

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i didnt make a value judgement

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i know im just pleading with whatever being is listening

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Workshopping a Champs bio

NATIONALITY: The Mets

STARTED PLAYING MAFIA (YEAR): 2021

HAVE PLAYED MAFIA IN THE FOLLOWING COMMUNITIES: Nintendo Loop, Fortress of Lies, Blaseball Discord, MafiaUniverse, Novel Updates Forum, SC2 Mafia, NE/PAQB Mafia Communications

COMMUNITY INFO: Fortress of Lies is a self-help forum where cats may seek support regarding problematic mafia-game-joining habits. Our rehabilitation process is frequently unsuccessful and has been described by some as ā€œirresponsible enabling of the exact behavior [we] seek to treatā€, though at least one cat is known to have successfully cured* their habit by becoming employed through Fortress of Lies.

[something genuine about the site]

Also I’m hosting Fortress of Lies Annual Mash 6 which starts June somethingth!!! I have worked very hard on it get hyped pls join

BIO: In 2023, I was voted backup rep for Fortress of Lies. In 2024, I was voted backup rep for Fortress of Lies. In 2025, I was voted backup rep for Fortress of Lies.

Now I have been set free.

[more stuff]

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champs knows us as NE/PAQB Mafia Communications btw

we should maybe change that

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cinema

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What else should I put in nya nya nya ny anya

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there is a spectre haunting champs, the spectre of fortress of lies. All the powers of old Mafia have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre, [Person] and [Person], [Person] and [Person], [Person] and [Person]

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hey this bio seems pretty self oriented can you put in a paragraph about who litten is too

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