What…? Why am I a coffee vampire 
My, district manager, called me twice in a row at 12:30. I’m not answering. Fuck that.

when they said “next week” it turns out they meant “next week” and not “in 7 days”
given that they posted “fraud next week” on a saturday and “fraud tomorrow” at 11:59 (in an inferior timezone) we cannot guarantee fraud is not in 30 minutes
The story behind this - half the employees at the store said they would quit, including some managers, if he remained GM and told this to the district manager. At that point, if more than half your store is revolting against the GM - there is no saving that GM.
Then you run the risk of changing more than is necessary.
Somehow, we managed to add gambling to flirting.
Don’t you want me to feel bad, baby. Don’t you need me to lose my WiM

What’s the heatstroke emoji meant to represent
Patrick Jane drinks coffee
Jenna Ortega is vampire from Addams Family
Shes from Texas
Why not the cowboy hat then
i believe she fled texas a long time ago
God bless
Forgot at home
tutuu I’m out of ammo can you sacrifice some cells to make some
Banan
Tutuu currently has 3 online girlfriends. That means tutuu is cool and good with the women, right?
She’s not a vampire but sure