I mean I started taking advanced math classes cause you all were that for me. You all made me a mathematics self torturer
i walked on the grass on the way back to my dorm like 15 minutes ago because the sidewalk was genuinely unusably slippery
Yeah you gotta walk back in the snow thatās the tech
itās like. almost invisible ice itās basically impossible to tell whether a bad patch is coming up until you start slipping on it
Bridges around May City are deathtraps RN
Something to do with ice? I dunno but my memory is saying ice but Iām not sure why
oh it causes it to melt thatās why
yeah idk what could possibly clue you in to it having to do with ice
Iāve only fallen once this winter and it was when it was actively snowing and I was going down the Big Hill - thereās a bit of the sidewalk thatās just. Sloped downward. Like a downward ramp. And I stpeped with great caution but gravity still prevented stability, so I just slid down
You said the north so I thought whatās different and I thought temperature. Then I thought okay wasnāt there sometjint about ice and salt
i didnāt fall but i did so much slipping. physicists hate modeling my motion
Most May University comment ever
Poor taste jokes

people in my freshman dorm formed a group called the challiban (when pressed, they always insisted it stood for c hall bandits). i think this is just what living in a dorm with largely freshmen and without ac does to a mf
I heard shouted threats of suicide from my room fairly frequently. The walls were thick enough that I never heard any other voices. Just those ones.
tbf they did steal a ceiling tile once. so they did live up to that name
Some of my friends did toilet ramen and got chased by campus security over it
They escaped.
May phrase thbthtbhtbthbtb
zugzwang on his first interaction with someone besides may: āthis sounds like something may would sayā
I feel like Iād be a cute physicist