About the Rules & Moderation category (Part 1)

I mean I started taking advanced math classes cause you all were that for me. You all made me a mathematics self torturer

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i walked on the grass on the way back to my dorm like 15 minutes ago because the sidewalk was genuinely unusably slippery

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Yeah you gotta walk back in the snow that’s the tech

it’s like. almost invisible ice it’s basically impossible to tell whether a bad patch is coming up until you start slipping on it

Bridges around May City are deathtraps RN

Something to do with ice? I dunno but my memory is saying ice but I’m not sure why

oh it causes it to melt that’s why

yeah idk what could possibly clue you in to it having to do with ice

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I’ve only fallen once this winter and it was when it was actively snowing and I was going down the Big Hill - there’s a bit of the sidewalk that’s just. Sloped downward. Like a downward ramp. And I stpeped with great caution but gravity still prevented stability, so I just slid down

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You said the north so I thought what’s different and I thought temperature. Then I thought okay wasn’t there sometjint about ice and salt

i didn’t fall but i did so much slipping. physicists hate modeling my motion

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Most May University comment ever

Poor taste jokes

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people in my freshman dorm formed a group called the challiban (when pressed, they always insisted it stood for c hall bandits). i think this is just what living in a dorm with largely freshmen and without ac does to a mf

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I heard shouted threats of suicide from my room fairly frequently. The walls were thick enough that I never heard any other voices. Just those ones.

tbf they did steal a ceiling tile once. so they did live up to that name

Some of my friends did toilet ramen and got chased by campus security over it

They escaped.

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May phrase thbthtbhtbthbtb

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zugzwang on his first interaction with someone besides may: ā€œthis sounds like something may would sayā€

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I feel like I’d be a cute physicist

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