whenever i get embarrassed or feel like something just isn’t working my eyes start to hurt from staying open even if I slept ~alright the night before and i dunno why
this is my 911th post in thread… never forget.
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atlas’s 9/11
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I made an ill advised joke earlier tonight but the guy I was talking to misinterpreted it to be about killing the president if the united states of america so it turned out fine
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I love doing the small child voice/routine at places where a small child should not be it’s so fun
Why is this 8 year old at a pizza place ordering a fuckton of pizza at 1:30AM
(I don’t actually pass for 8 in person I don’t think)
i’d hope people wouldn’t assume an 8 year old is in college
I’m just at a pizza place they don’t know where I’m at
i would hope people don’t assume an 8 year old is ordering pizza unattended. at 1:30 am
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That’s the fun of it! I sound way too young to be there
And you can’t see my face or my body very well cause I’m wearing a coat and a cap and a mask so they go off the voice and are visibly thrown
agent 47 tier disguise
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I’m very distinctive in how indistinctive I am
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call may a lycanthrope the way they’re inducing misregistration
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The way I’mout hunting food at 1:30AM
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I had transformed my brain into some kind of cat mode and then I stood up and it ruined the illusion
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this has terrifying implications for the existence of the human race as we know it
wildlife…
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