About the Rules & Moderation category (Part 1)

benguinedparbecue · October 28, 2024, 4:10am

the chemistry question was on nanotubes. i think the phys and chem writers/editors for this packet had a freaky friday moment somewhere in there

Zugzwang · October 28, 2024, 4:11am

let About the Rules & Moderation category be an arbitrarily given group of people. Prove that there exists a joke at everybody else’s expense such that Rules & Moderation < joke

benguinedparbecue · October 28, 2024, 4:12am

here’s an actually good question from that packet

May · October 28, 2024, 4:12am

RULES AND MODERATION ARE LESS THAN JOKE

benguinedparbecue · October 28, 2024, 4:13am

“current events” tossup has… hm. no clue i would describe as current, or particularly eventful

Zugzwang · October 28, 2024, 4:13am

it could be a random combinatorics problem but I think that wouldn’t be interesting to most people

May · October 28, 2024, 4:14am

Nyaaaaa I forgot Maybot’s raspberry pi is not plugged in

Litten · October 28, 2024, 4:14am

Purr

benguinedparbecue · October 28, 2024, 4:14am

i guess the rhine river is currently flowing through mainz and cologne. i could see it if they decided to have a pun with “current” events. but acf nats isn’t the kind of set to do that. it’s a natty it has to take itself seriously at least a little

benguinedparbecue · October 28, 2024, 4:17am

there’s a clocktower joke to be had heree somewhere

benguinedparbecue · October 28, 2024, 4:18am

something something seamstress volunteering to be cannibal food

May · October 28, 2024, 4:56am

I think I need to remember I’m a cat and I can’t budget 8 hours sleep I need mroe

Zugzwang · October 28, 2024, 5:10am

nyaaaaaaaaa sleep thtbthbthtbhtbthtbhtbthb

Zugzwang · October 28, 2024, 5:11am

admittedly I am staying up when I will be getting like. < 5 hours of sleep
but uhhhhhh nya

Zugzwang · October 28, 2024, 5:12am

Not getting enough sleep causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit

benguinedparbecue · October 28, 2024, 5:12am

okay but 8:30 am class is gonna ruin my good night’s sleep either way. which makes it hard to incentivize me to get a good night’s sleep

May · October 28, 2024, 5:24am

My phone home button broke randomly

May · October 28, 2024, 5:24am

IDK what happened it worked and then suddenly it didn’t

May · October 28, 2024, 5:24am

There’s visible cracks like it cracked

Zugzwang · October 28, 2024, 5:25am

phone button didn’t get enough sleep…