My stomach ejected my humor
And other stuff
just relax
you’ll need a few hours
nyaaa
i must stress how you must not ever do that again
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:( sob
this theory was actually disproven in the 1800s! turns out it’s germs
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fruits and vegetables are expected to be eaten in differing serving sizes spread across the day
strawberries have a particularly low sense of tolerance. theyre big but have a low calorie count
you must establish some form of a balanced diet
Nyaaaa
I just realised I have a limited amount of time on this green earth and every minute I waste is a minute that’s gone forever so I’m skipping the intro to this show instead of watching thewhole thing every time
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kinda fucked up that humans will invent ”immortality” shortly after we die
oh god don’t remind me i’ve spent too much of my time being a loser
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unfortunately for you all i will never die
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Remember that anything odd/seemingly malicious I say/do is because of my pact that I must commit to in order to save the world.
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Jesus died for me to have a kitsune discord effect
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i’ve been watching youtube videos on 2x speed for months now. better efficiency
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jesus died so zorvo could set up may and magnus
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sometimes you’ll just have to imagine me laughing at things i really can’t be seen laughing at
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instead of rolling on the floor I’m rolling on the couch in slightly ubconfomrtable pain which is an improvement
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