About the Rules & Moderation category (Part 1)

um.

look there’s some book they gave us about how to write cvs i’m just gonna consult that

Answer the question

um.

Is it by the end of the day tomorrow?

no! sunday

but i do also have to write a personal statement. which is arguably harder

You’re going to put this off tomorrow exactly as much as you are now

no! because i have to write a personal statement too!

i have to segment these things!

Don’t delude yourself into thinking you’ll wake up with a sudden sense of motivation. The only way this gets done is if you, right now, the you that exists in the moment, decides to do it

the me that’ll exist in the moment tomorrow will decide to do it. probably.

Hopeless

you don’t have to remind me

I’m putting in SLURM jobs at least my computer does what I tell it to

And I’m getting another shot of vodka

i’m sooo good at knowing the right amount to procrastinate things. i’ve never flown too close to the sun

Just because you didn’t fall into the ocean doesn’t mean the sunburn doesn’t diminish your quality of life

Doing things isn’t even that unpleasant you’re being completely irrational

being productive is unpleasant. to me.