Chess

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#21

You must follow the Rules of Chess stated in the original post, and the rules of improv (always say yes, and). All else is allowed.

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#22

wtf May why do your “rooks” look like CASTLES. this is a rook:

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>:(

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#23

FLAGRANT RULE VIOLATION, BANNED FROM CHESS

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#24

The rules of improv were not put into the OP, therefore your mother.

#25

THE RULES OF IMPROV ARE IMPLIED IN IMPROV SETTINGS; THEY ARE UNWRITTEN RULES IN THIS CASE

#26

This is not improv. This is Chess, a Gentleman’s game, of which you are neither.

#27

YOUR DEFINITION OF IMPROV IS NARROW AND LACKS CREATIVITY. EXPANDING ONE’S HORIZONS IS NOT AN EXPLICITLY STATED OR ENFORCED RULE OF CHESS BUT IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

#28

I bet your mother is also narrow and lacks creativity

#29

YOUR MOTHER WILL NOT BE NARROW AFTER I AM DONE WITH HER

#30

I asked because you posted the default board, which might’ve indicated you were waiting for everyone else to make their first moves, so I was waiting for you.

#31

ANYONE MAY PLAY THE GAME OF CHESS AT ANY TIME. THERE IS ONLY ONE GAME OF CHESS.

#32

So why aren’t you playing?

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#33

I AM MERELY A FACILITATOR OF THE GAME OF CHESS. I ENFORCE THE RULES; I DO NOT MYSELF PLAY

#34

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checkmate

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#35

Go ahead. May, play chess at any time.

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#36

I WILL PLAY CHESS WHEN THE SUN BURNS OUT AND THE SKY FALLS DOWN

#37

I’ll play Mahjong with you after.

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#38

I WILL PLAY CHESS NOW

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#39

This sounds more like yelling and less like chess

#40

STERN DISCIPLINE IS NECESSARY TO ENFORCE THE RULES OF CHESS