Chess

but its NOT A SCHOOL NIGHT

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GENERALLY IT IS IDEAL NOT TO VARY ONE’S BEDTIME BY MORE THAN AN HOUR, EVEN ON WEEKENDS

yes and i went to bed at 4am yesterday!!! checkmate

How well do you understand the rules of Chess, by the well?

NOT CHECKMATE. GO TO SLEEP

ANYWAY JAKE THAT’S A SKILL ISSUE SORRY. THE CONCEPT OF A ā€œGAMEā€ AND A ā€œREFEREEā€ ARE NOT OUTLINED IN THE RULEBOOK FOR EVERY SPORT. LEARN TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES A LITTLE

I think you’re more the arbitor of chess, because your descisions are arbitrary

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I UNDERSTAND ALL THREE RULES OF CHESS PERFECTLY WELL

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YOUR LIFE IS ARBITRARY AND IN MY HANDS

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I bet you don’t even know what En Passant is.

IN A PREVIOUS FORUM GAME OF IMAGE CHESS SOMEONE ONCE CLAIMED TO EMPLOY THE RULE EN PASSANT AGAINST ME AND I VAGUELY REMEMBERED THAT IT ONLY COMES INTO PLAY REGARDING PAWNS MOVING FORWARD TWO SQUARES ON THEIR INITIAL TURN SO I WAS ABLE TO IDENTIFY THAT THEY WERE BULLSHITTING ME AND IT WAS NOT EN PASSANT. THAT GAME WAS EVENTUALLY CONSUMED BY A BLACK HOLE ADDED TO THE BOARD SO THE WHOLE EN PASSANT THING WAS NOT REALLY RELEVANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS BUT I DO KNOW WHAT IT IS

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hehehe rules of chess by the well

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STOP BEING FUNNY AND GO TO SLEEP >:(

okay okay. ill go to bed and cause chess related mischief tomorrow. gn <3

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Didn’t you just make a fourth rule?

GOOD NIGHT <3

While that is correct, En Passant involves taking an opposing pawn which moved forward two spaces by passing it diagonally with your own pawn.
Here’s an easier question. What is castling?

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Jake is excluding light mode users.

MY DAD DID TEACH ME THAT WHEN HE TAUGHT ME THE BASIC RULES OF CHESS. IT’S WHEN YOUR KING AND YOUR ROOK SWITCH PLACES; THERE MUST BE TWO EMPTY SPACES BETWEEN THEM AND BOTH OF THEM MUST NOT HAVE MOVED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME

Sorry, just brushed my teeth