Chess

but its NOT A SCHOOL NIGHT

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GENERALLY IT IS IDEAL NOT TO VARY ONEā€™S BEDTIME BY MORE THAN AN HOUR, EVEN ON WEEKENDS

yes and i went to bed at 4am yesterday!!! checkmate

How well do you understand the rules of Chess, by the well?

NOT CHECKMATE. GO TO SLEEP

ANYWAY JAKE THATā€™S A SKILL ISSUE SORRY. THE CONCEPT OF A ā€œGAMEā€ AND A ā€œREFEREEā€ ARE NOT OUTLINED IN THE RULEBOOK FOR EVERY SPORT. LEARN TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES A LITTLE

I think youā€™re more the arbitor of chess, because your descisions are arbitrary

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I UNDERSTAND ALL THREE RULES OF CHESS PERFECTLY WELL

YOUR LIFE IS ARBITRARY AND IN MY HANDS

I bet you donā€™t even know what En Passant is.

IN A PREVIOUS FORUM GAME OF IMAGE CHESS SOMEONE ONCE CLAIMED TO EMPLOY THE RULE EN PASSANT AGAINST ME AND I VAGUELY REMEMBERED THAT IT ONLY COMES INTO PLAY REGARDING PAWNS MOVING FORWARD TWO SQUARES ON THEIR INITIAL TURN SO I WAS ABLE TO IDENTIFY THAT THEY WERE BULLSHITTING ME AND IT WAS NOT EN PASSANT. THAT GAME WAS EVENTUALLY CONSUMED BY A BLACK HOLE ADDED TO THE BOARD SO THE WHOLE EN PASSANT THING WAS NOT REALLY RELEVANT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS BUT I DO KNOW WHAT IT IS

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hehehe rules of chess by the well

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STOP BEING FUNNY AND GO TO SLEEP >:(

okay okay. ill go to bed and cause chess related mischief tomorrow. gn <3

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Didnā€™t you just make a fourth rule?

GOOD NIGHT <3

While that is correct, En Passant involves taking an opposing pawn which moved forward two spaces by passing it diagonally with your own pawn.
Hereā€™s an easier question. What is castling?

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Jake is excluding light mode users.

MY DAD DID TEACH ME THAT WHEN HE TAUGHT ME THE BASIC RULES OF CHESS. ITā€™S WHEN YOUR KING AND YOUR ROOK SWITCH PLACES; THERE MUST BE TWO EMPTY SPACES BETWEEN THEM AND BOTH OF THEM MUST NOT HAVE MOVED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME

Sorry, just brushed my teeth