Chess

General
#121

jake what do i have to do to earn your respect

#122

IF I’M AVAILABLE WHEN YOU GET HOME THEN SURE

#123

I am home

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#124

IT IS SUPER AUTO PETS SUNDAY SO UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT PLAY RIGHT NOW

#125

Beat the devil at a game of Chess

#126

BEAT ME AT A GAME OF CHESS

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#127

I would but you are merely the facilitator of chess, and are therefore ineligible to play a game of chess.

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#128

YES, AND I AM ALSO THE DEVIL. THAT WAS THE IMPLICATION, AT LEAST. YOU HAVE PRESENTED JAIDEN WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE.

#129

You are not my canonical father. Magnus may say it is so, but I am the writer of my own lore.

#130

DON’T BE RIDICULOUS. MAGNUS WRITES EVERYBODY’S LORE

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#131

He explicitly stated that, in his lore, he does not write it.

#132

ALSO MY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR MOTHER TECHNICALLY MAKES ME YOUR STEPFATHER

#133

Regardless, I am not evil, and would not make such an impossible challenge for JaIden. Furthermore, you own no golden fiddles.

#134

[CITATION NEEDED]

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#135

Also, if you really are the devil, then I do not wish to play Salmon run or chess or any other Splatoon related game with you.

#136

LOOK AT THIS LOSER WHO DOESN’T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THE DEVIL

#137

I hack on boblox to upset people on purpose!1!

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#138

I mean, you literally did cause the downfall of man.

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#139

WHICH IS AWESOME. SIN FUCKING OWNS. I DON’T SEE THE PROBLEM HERE

#140

manta marina