Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

how wrong was i

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this is because they are younger than the ds

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:right_anger_bubble:
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:cat:

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do NOT make my halo a circle

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:thought_balloon:
:innocent:
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:doughnut:

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Honestly, it’s weird to be in a place online where I’m not immediately clowned on for being born in 2005. Disturbing, even. Everyone online should be at least four years older than me :+1:

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That’s the window I’ll usually leave when I’m being vague about my age, four years. If something pinpoints me as younger than that, I’ll avoid it. It’s surprisingly simple. I grew up on Blue’s Clues but refused to watch any of the Joe episodes. My first Zelda game was The Minish Cap. I’ve had an email account since 2008. I recently had to ask a professor from like three years ago for a letter of recommendation because of some weird restrictions and it was so awkward. This lying by omission shit is easy

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I did ā€œI’ve been on various forums for a good decade nowā€ recently, that was a fun one. I signed up for this petsite in like 2008 and then it told me my pets would die if I didn’t give them money and I cried for hours.

They let me on the computer too early.

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I technically have a really old Twitter account that my dad made for me when I was little so I could get my full name. Unfortunately for my awesome half-lying on the internet powers that’s not my name anymore. Also I don’t share my full name online regardless. But that would be such a powerful tool if I could use it

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happy Hare Day

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My bunny will cheer this day awesomely

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Post interesting movies that you have watched in a reply to this post

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Post interesting books that you’ve read in a reply to this post

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Post the shittiest fanfics you’ve read in a reply to this post

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Have I ever told you of our lord and savior ascendance of a bookworm?

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yeah that one is pretty good
I’m looking for new things and am bad at finding things I enjoy

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  • This is Where it ends by some guy with name I can’t spell
  • A Heart in a Body in the World by some guy with a name I don’t remember
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