Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Sometimes you have to be reminded where you are in social hierarchy. If you simply never questioned me it would never be an issue

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I’ve just been borrowing other people’s dish soap. And they borrow my room sometimes so like I’m fine right

Clearly I haven’t been reminding you enough, insulting those working in retail. Your punishment will be unending

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its college im pretty sure stealmaxxing is optimal

…continue

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@May kill him

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why can’t you do it yourself you could probably flick me to deatj

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i’m pretty sure it’s abrasive because my hands turn red and start feeling weird when i’m washing dishes since i’m relatively handsy with the sponge but i’m sure it’s fine

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because I would be merciful

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You’re what

did i stutter

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No

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That must be some special kinda dish soap never happened to me

must be a special type of sponge

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Dish soap has weird vibes I don’t like washing my hands with it

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oh yeah okay fair enough in that case glad we agree

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How am I supposed ot kill people

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that is because it is bad to wash your hands with

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Mind

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dish soap vibes are good and multipurpose