Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

happy Sorghum Day in the French Revolutionary Calendar

WOOOO SORGHUM DAY !!!

This reminds me of that one book where someone jumped into a silo filled with sorghum, thinking it contained wheat.

is this alcohol month in the french revolutionary calendar

it’s Fructidor, which is named after the Latin word for fruit!

What did I do

tell me when we get to thermidor that’s the month where shit went down

but SOON it’ll be the random holidays that aren’t part of any month! give it up for the random holidays that aren’t part of any month! :D

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bad news, that’s the one that was before this month

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Why do u got that quote on standby

I was going to criticise your joke but I decided to make light of this line instead. I was merciful and you’re welcome.

I remember a lot of lines.

fun fact: robespierre was arrested on blackberry day and executed on watering can day, putting an end to the reign of terror

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French people have the most dramatic full names.

Splatoon is the squid game where you pay a lot of money to Nintendo and sometimes you paint the ground

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Are you wearing your heels while youre in bed?

People say it’s the painting the ground game but I only do so inadvertently as I register no other objective but to kill. They love me on comp teams [LYING]

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In this photo yes. Usually no

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They were brand new dress shoes I’d not worn before

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and you immediately decided to wear them in bed

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