Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

first day was that bad huh

they only torture minorities so its a-ok :blush:

they should make it legal for me to kill people I dont like

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if i were light yagami i would’ve simply not been cringe with the death note

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I’d be so good at it

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Not really. It was uneventful

It’s just indirect emotional things that are kind of piling and there’s some figurative stormy weather sometimes

discussions of the anime death note come up far too oftne in my life now but light is extremely stupid

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yagami more like
im a gay

Give me the death note. I’d be good at it.

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also i’d kill people who actually deserve it instead of criminals

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icibalus for deathnote user 2024

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Elected position

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people for whom their deaths would benefit the living. also i would not be dumb about it

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be accused of shoplifting that you didn’t do
public defender says that pleading guilty will only have a $500 fine but getting found guilty in court will result in 3 years of prison
don’t want to leave your child alone for three years
plead guilty
die of a fucking heart attack

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I want the mango chicken they had at the dining hall yesterday that was good I want more of it

yes i stole this. no i don’t care

ā€œL has now challenged me… I must now Get Closer To Him and risk my entire career as a supernatural vigilante in order to kill One Guyā€¦ā€

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L determines youre not a high schooler because youre not dumb about it

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i’d just schedule all my deaths to happen at consistent hours people would set up websites excited for the next Kira Drop

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I don’t remember names and I’m face blind