Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

who wins a game of oneupsmanship
a mind reader or a time traveler

it depends on the type of mind reading, the type of time travel, and the circumstances around it

I’m both I win all engagements

what if youre against bass pro shops ceo

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I was going to say something about I will travel back in time to ensure he was never born, but you’re his daughter, that would make you never born. I can’;t do that. I will travel forward in time and, ensure he dies of old age? That doesn’t work that doesn’t help. I will beat him in mahjong to win your engagement as the lore has established, does that work

I can cheat at mahjong because of my psychic powers

Ippatsu every time we’re clairvoyance gaming

mind reading breaks mahjong rules im pretty sure. just hit him with a bat or something

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Hitting people with bats breaks social rules but you don’t see me hesitating to do that now do you

hitting people with bats is a crime
cheating at mahjong isnt
as we established, im a big crime fan,

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What if the mahjong I’m cheating at is illegal gambling, is that criminal enough for you? What if I’m running a mahjong cheating ring, that’s organized crime, you love organized crime


What fucking nerd writes this shit

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Faint sirens can be heard in the distance.

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uhhh ummmm
go into my dms real quick

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ā€œunethicalā€ my ass i have so much money now

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We’re not being completely shameless in public? For shame

may i had important lore to discuss. i cant discuss lore in thread

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@Magnus Can I discuss lore in thread? You’re in charge of this one

Sure.

I’m pretty good at playing Hold’em, ngl.