Turns out I DO actually have leftover risotto I just couldn’t find it in the fridge. My brain Knew
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the leftover risotto was in your heart the whole time
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When you’re starving, the brain knows best where to find food
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Happy May Day (Not to be confused with Mayday)
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anyon whk doesnt wusg may a happy birthday gets bad luck fir 109 years
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happy day of may
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Happy birthday to May
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Chykken nyggest
watch out may from experience fol will celebrate your birthday by shooting you eight times
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Life is in dire need of more Monkeys
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I have something to admit
did you murder someone
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No it’s just not actually my birthday
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1984 by george orwell
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That’s when I was born
leafia 2
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no its your birthday
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happy birthday may
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It’s my birthday.
i can’t believe they typod ur name
