Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#11006

And finding their real-life locations but that was more a hobby I never did anything with it. Technically did not harm anyone as I never told them

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#11007

They were always NICE and it made me so mad I wanted people to have DEEP DARK SECRETS but given weā€™d been friends for years and this rando was coming up to them after a couple months asking I donā€™t know what I expected

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#11008

may 1.7 patch notes:

  • removed spiders
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#11009

Theres still actually a not insignificant amount of spiders given I let them stay in my room

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#11010

But the unwanted spiders yes they are gone

#11011

I think the issue is that I took ā€œtreat others the way you want to be treatedā€ too true to heart. I constantly wanted to be getting into elaborate chess matches of alt accounts and Discord server permission wars with others. I wanted them to make templates to destroy my pages so I could figure out how to take them down in exchange. It took a while for me to realise that most people actually found my sort of behaviour weird and unpleasant instead

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#11012

nyakuza metro has majima inside it and that was always funny to me for reasons people only get from playing a game with him in it

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#11013

I picked out exact houses for my alt accounts to live at and referenced them in passing because I expected that everyone else was trying to track down the locations of those around them at all times for entertainment value

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#11014

may is literally me

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#11015

Now I just play forum mafia instead

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#11016

Glad youā€™ve finally figured it out. Iā€™m your alt account

#11017

im submitting you as a problematic lgbt fave

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#11018

Literally am

#11019

Iā€™m telling you, Iā€™m the evil one on the side of the overplayed light/dark personality dynamic

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#11020

Jaiden is lawful good

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#11021

yeah i misread the situation i literally love that for you

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#11022

Like years later I tried to play shortform mafia.gg with these same friends and they were like wow May youā€™re taking this really seriouslyā€¦ we just wanted to murder whoever drew the Nagito Komaeda cardā€¦ and I gave up on it and didnā€™t touch mafia again for like a year or two until a Discord server I was in Happened to run a longform mafia game

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#11023

I was destined for this shit. It was bound to happen

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#11024

Arguably Iā€™m more the problematic autistic rep for all this

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#11025

Literally textbook amoral autistic character

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