Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Anyone want to know how to play mahjong

no

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may what time is it

Wtf, but what if you take them off :sob:

Death

it’s 2am and now i’m a wittol tired

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holes. big big holes in your ears

Okay now it’s OBJECTIVELY bad

how the fuck my conservative parents believe the republican party is ā€˜the small government’ party still is hilarious to me

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Draw?

fuck it do it

i sentence you both to 7 hours in sleepy blanket time

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Together???

i’m all nice and cozy

Draw declared. The real fuck it is to go for 13 orphans but I only had 9 so shrug


Didn’t screenshot my haipai but this isn’t a bad reroll

higher taxes and higher regulation on businesses are generally leftist principles. When it comes to actual law limiting what people do, that’s republicans. God i can’t wait to leave texas

I have a person at school who is trans and it’s cool. But she’s still in the closet. She has a rainbow bracelet, but if you don’t think too much about LGBTQness, it looks just like some simple accessory.

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if two people get sent to jail for the same crime they dont get to be roomies. as much as i enjoy making that joke.

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