Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

neither of us are sure what this means

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BAD TETRAS MAIN: I went 3-17. I suck, that’s embarrassing
GOOD TETAS MAIN: I went 3-17. I am the best Splatoon player to have ever graced this planet

Yeah, sure, boobs main. Whatever

i haven’t had the time to play much splatoon lately but i’m so glad that tri-stringer is a good main now.

now all it needs is a Not Awful combination of sub and special

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i cannot stress enough how i do not need a sub to make the enemy Slightly Slower when my main already pretty heavily interferes with movement

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give me burst bombs. i promise i will be normal with them.

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hell, i’ll take burst bombs reefslider

God Reef on Stringer would be a nightmare. Burst would be a nightmare but for different reasons. For Me, the frontliner

giving backlines reefslider is a good bit

my actual ideal kit is actually Torpedo/Zipcaster on Tri-Stringer, though, but there’s no fucking way they’re giving me that

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could you fucking imagine how good that could potentially be? being able to mark them with your mini-bombs from your main and subsequently use the damage from the zipcaster to immediately take their position from across mid? i can. i want that. you don’t want that.

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I can’t process how Zip on non-frontliners works I only know how it goes on Light Tetras

uh there aren’t any backline-focused zipcasters but theoretically the value is very very strong off-angles, which some weapons (tri-stringer) really want. just look at how good inkjet is at the moment

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putting zipcaster on a backline is like inkjet but better

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My challenge power is literally 1984

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How am I fourth?

you play a lot of games

Not really.

you have more posts than me

You’re just that likeable.