Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

And now I will dedicate 300 years to becoming the best riichi jmahjong player, and in the next few centuries I will do Sichuan mahjong instead

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I feel like I’d get into trolling people eventually

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If you had uncontestable physical power (to such an extent that you could not meaningfully be opposed), would you use it to annihilate people you’ve deemed evil?

Annihilating slash killing people is kindof boring. It removes a person froma world which removes a source of interaction and chaos I am not perfect at predicting yet and that’s Minus entertainment value. And if I had uncontestable physical power I would need even more entertainemnt value than I do now

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Like it is so much more fun to take someone you deem evil and mold them into a new shape like a blacksmith you get to do activities. Annihilating people is very quick and easy and not mentally stimulating

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What is your solution to the trolley problem?
How do you solve the ship of Theseus?
Do you realize that your attempts to be problematic will never succeed because the social contract of the forums sees your chicanery as nothing out of the ordinary?

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Especaiolly if you had uncontestable physical power

Trolley problem you pull hte lever, inaction is just as much an action as any if you have a choice in the matter. The “real” Ship of Theseus is the one Theseus sails on, whether the one made out of original planks or no, the materials that make up a thing are not so important as the way it interacts with the world around it. My attempts to be problematic will amount to being funny ebcause they are so futile, that is what the bit is

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WHEN will you all BAN me for GAMETHROWING

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Is your entire life an endless bit about you being the most cringefail person on the planet

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Yeah I used to be obsessed with Not looking cringefail and it messed wiht my head so I inverted it all on purpose

& it’s very fun

Are you evil?
Explain why. 500 word limit

I dont konw what being evil is so I cant answer this questin :-1:

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Do you do character analyses in your brain on everyone you interact with

Yerah

I like understand ing people I like to know how they work it gives me more information. I am bad at social interactions in rael time so if I can practice them ahead of time by uploading hte person into my mind then they are so much easie

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Do you have any questions for me

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And it’s a fun kind of puzzle. Everyone has different motivations and reactions. You can figure out things about people that they didn’t tell you and it feels like you solved something cool. It’s like mafia

If there were twoguyso n the moon and one killed the other wiht a rock would tha tbe fucked up or what

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