Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

General
#14087

And unfortunately I have full of poor decisions so I typically eat all of the candy sweets NOT during this time and then have to get more. So sad that I have to buy so many candy sweets

#14088

how did the dragonballs resolve the entire planet coming to a dead halt for like half a day

#14089

it is comedic

#14090

bad writing

#14091

I am only able to suspend my disbelief so much
Dragonball is peak guy content because while there theoretically is good storytelling under there somewhere it also appeals to monke brained individuals who circlejerk over power in the most inconsistent and contrived narrative this fucking side of manga

#14092

It’s of similar utility to know of as is the fact that the best way to distract cishet guys is to ask them what animals they could beat in a fight

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#14093

i’m pretty sure currently vegeta canonically draws power from his inferiority complex it’s wild in its own unique insane way

#14094

nah he draws power from getting pegged

#14095

you shouldn’t be surprised
he is a trophy husband

#14096

I didn’t know this was a philosophy thread.

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#14097

CRich. If you’d read books, what genre would you find the most fun?

#14098

i think philosophy is interesting i just hate thinking about it becasue i get existential and sad. i am hella philosophical tho. got lotsa thoughts bumpin around in here

#14099

many good posts today . good work all

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#14100

i have a number of family heirlooms that are of great importance to me but if i ever have kids the most important one will be a box with every single cookie thread printed out on paper

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#14101

It appears that the amazon rainforest will be destroyed in the course of this process!

#14102

Science Fiction tbh. Speaking of which. Teleporters feel more like death machines.

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#14103

i honestly wonder. are kids in the future gonna find their parents discord/forum/whatever posts?

are kids NOW gonna find their parents twitter? cuz there are people who had twitter when they were 17 in like 2007. if those ppl had kids at like 23, those kids are like 10 now. so like. they might soon be able to find their parents old twitter posts.

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#14104

cuz like imagine finding your mom thirsting over the jonas brothers and liveblogging breaking bad

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#14105

I never wondered how the heck would teleporters work.

Do people turn into atoms that fly at kilometers per hour, are intangible too and then when it reaches the location, it turns back?

But that’s just a serious overthought of something that isn’t even real

#14106

make a book and age it and make it say it was lublished in 1856

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