Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

I married Penny and then Haley and then Maru and now I am Leahthrough

i married shane despite not even really realizing i liked guys atm. he was just such a scrimblo. i can fix him

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He’s right he did this to me

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Emily for some reason has always been blank space in my mind. I never much think of her. Do not know why

i went shane → maru → penny then i haven’t played since

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i feel like this should’ve been a sign

i have 19 minutes in stardew valley

Haley is not as mean to you after you’re married because dyke game is for cowards :-1:

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I TYPED ā€œTHE GAMEā€

Autocorrect

nothing is a sign. you can marry your sdv husbando without being gay.

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im still on my first playthrough. i have not engaged in any more marriage

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i married elliot first

of Course

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then it was sam

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How come my autocorrect won’t ever learn the word fucking. Like it only knows ā€œfückingā€ which I have said like twice so clearly that’s on some kind of filtered word list. But dyke isn’t. I guess because of the dams?

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your autocorrect corrected ā€œtheā€ :sob:

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there is no fraud
being taken place

this is so cute. tfw no marriagefraud husband/wife that i end up actually falling in love with

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i didnt have autocorrect enabled for the longest time. i think i turned it on for olivest as well as turning on that bar with the words. it has definitely altered my speech patterns even after turning it off

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