Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#14467

discord ping sound

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#14468

:mouse:

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#14469

[loud squeeking noises that could possibly be interpretted as obscenities]

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#14470

You are a cute littol profane mouse

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#14471

[loud squeeking noises that could possiby be interpretted as affection]

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#14472

marshal I wish I had u on Instagram because I find the most weird fucking videos on there I know you’d like

I’m like “yeah this is a marshal meme right here”

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#14473

i have an insta i just literally never use it lmfao

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#14474

@TodaysStory birthdays aren’t real

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#14475

what the fuck

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#14476

i am omnipresent

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#14477

i am scared of you

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#14478

I wanna get a different sandwich from the sandwich place but like. If I get it and it sucks then I deprived myself of my usual sandwich (which is good)

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#14479

And then I don’t have a sandwich.

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#14480

Did you know that pink aluminium Christmas trees were real?

#14481

But the cilantro lime chicken sounds good…

#14482

I don’t know why anyone thought they were made-up. People say this like it’s some shocking fact that a thing that people say existed existed. My parents talked about having them

#14483

Maybe because a Peanuts Christmas special used them as a joke about the artificial nature of the holidays.

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#14484

Well, that’s why they went out, right? Like, a direct consequence of the Peanuts Christmas special?

#14485

Oh, I guess most people my age won’t have parents who remember them, that’s gotta be part of it. I have older parents.

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#14486

Aluminium Christmas trees died because of the special.

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