Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

you will be cursed to sleep for 100 years… no good

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I had a lime mint slushie from there which is an idea with so much potential and it literally exclusively tasted like blended up mint leaves & the texture was not very good

When May is in danger, adrenaline runs through his veins and puts her to sleep.

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FoL Official Poll

Caffeine makes you:
  • more awake
  • more tired
  • no change/variable

0 voters

i think if i got in a fight and they started sleeping on me id be completely disarmed. power move honestly

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Yeah pretty much actually. If I’m stressed or Scared I get very sleepy too. I have a heard condition so anything that accelerates my heartbeat is also gonna make me sosososo tired

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Caffeine would reduce the quality of your sleep, by the way.

heard codition…

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Yeah, I still sleep worse after caffeine, despite the fact that it makes me more tired. The tiredness is not sleepy it is exhaustion.

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The same thing applies to sleeping after drinking alcohol or eating spicy meals. Don’t do that if you want to sleep well.

this is so real

I got given a caffeinated coffee by accident while I was in the middle of a… how do I describe a Flight Rising battle. Week long very stressful all hands on deck event. Where I was doing a bunch of in-depth data entry for like 8 hours a day. And I just got so stressed I couldn’t even put my numbers in a spreadsheet anymore. But I also couldn’t sleep. It was hell

Kids are raving about this hot new gameplay: 100,000 row spreadsheet

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that sucks. caffeine is evil and is only minorly redeemed by causing the enlightenment

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the enlightenment gave us credit scores. caffeine is on my bad side

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This shit is absolutely registering as Poison. I should’ve removed the espresso and just gotten a blood orange soda

It tastes like I’m trying to drink way too much champagne way too fast. Like they’ve managed to distill that feeling into one sip of a soda. Incredible stuff

Would you like me to speak at your funeral?

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“Why are you still drinking the soda” It also tastes good

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You think we can get a lawsuit out of the cafe that served me it?