Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Our friendship means so much to me.

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And that would be TWO internet jokes about fruits being gore. “Tag your gore slash pomegranates please” is the file name

Wikipedia isnt trustworthy. we knoa this
try: https://www.conservapedia.com/Orange
no reference of blood oranges at all. its probably like blue raspberry and they pretend its fruit to make us think its healthy. be careful

I hear they’re stricter on gore rules these days. I used to be able to cut dragons open and fill them with red liquids and organs and such. I think it’s the gore rules that make Flight Rising users so obsessed with macabre aesthetics it’s like the forbidden fruit

i always find it funny how people say wikipedia isn’t a credible source of information and then a really trusted wikipedia editor got a measurement wrong by like 5 units and ended up being investigated for a month over it

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“No entrails please” builds a playerbase who LOVE entrails

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Wikipedia hides most their mistakes. assainations. only occasionally does anything to make it look like they care. they dont. mobsters

conservapedia fixes these issues

& are obsessed with sneaking them in at every turn. Every time an old skin is declared to be grandfathered in and no longer permitted to be reprinted under gore rules its value shoots up like insanely high. I dunno how much a skin like Sashimi even goes for. 50kg minimum I’d bet

Which is like $500 worth of game currency

But like two people own literally all the copies of it so IDK if you could even get a copy if you wanted

big fan of the little league stock market

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Some of the articles on this website feel like possible red flags.
As an example: https://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_women.

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Flight Riding is genuinely the little league stock market. You should see scroll flippers’ spreadsheets. I convinced my friend to buy a bunch of “Clown” genes to resell for profit and they took forever to move and it was maybe the funniest thing ever

To be fair I said something like “I get really good profit margins on Clown” and that’s me, wrist diseased, buying like two or three & selling them slow but making a decent amount. She bought 30. And that was only a few for her

im being investigated by the wikicels. they fear what im capable of

And it’s like ten cent profit margins max and she fully free-to-plays this game buying the most expensive shit out there by just buying and selling massive items in bulk. She’s the currency exchange for our entire dom bank. It’s insanity

losing 2 thousand dollars through bad clown investments… i think everyone strives for that downfall

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https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page
Here is your opposite.

She didn’t even lose money technically she sold them for more than she bought them for she just had like 3kg locked up in Clown scrolls for a bit. Which is basically nothing. But she moves currency so fast that it’s meaningful