Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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i thought you were at uni why were at your house

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I got sick and our health centre sucks and I was too fucking tired of it to take an Uber to urgent care so I’m home for the weekend

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Also it was a recurrant issue so I wanted to see my primary care about it.

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Last time I went to urgent care I was waiting there like 3 hours and a couple hours in an elderly couple there was very concerned when I could not identify what time I had arrived

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eliza got that mormon church money :fire: :fire:

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mormons are rich?

My highschool was like where all the mormons in my city went, I guess they like stay in clusters

i thought all the mormons lived in mor mor meadows in mario kart wii

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I mean.

Do you think you would be rich if you

Don’t have to pay property tax
Don’t have to pay water bill
Have Income Tax reductions
Don’t have to pay land value tax
Don’t have to have a car loan

Like they are basically keeping 100#% of their income

Wrong!

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I’m not actually a Mormon (anymore)

I think you’re thinking of the amish

Mormons have to pay all that AND 10% to the church

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Needless to say this is bullshit

Wait i forgot to mention the most BS part
The church still asks this 10% (known as a tithe) of people who are literally starving

ā€œAs a show of faithā€ what faith? Am I gonna go to heaven for letting myself starve?

In case you couldn’t tell I am perpetually angry about this

True Triple Threat:

Do you mean like rhe church runners bc u dont get to be exempt from taxes just for being religious

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