Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

This was the class where my friend and I used a scytale to pass notes so that she couldn’t read them

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this happened to me

this was my physics teacher
“I feel like we aren’t even talking about the same kid here”

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oh yeah i told you all about how my physics class just built a plane for an entire semester so i had to actually learn physics in college

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Great teacher, accidently forgot to finish half the exam because I missed a couple pages and let me finish it later

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I imagine arete’s IEP to be like “hello our child is too gifted. they require college-level exams or we will sue”

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My high school physics teacher was awesome. She’d sometimes spend half the class telling stories as a lead up to like some problem about throwing garbage bags of water off MIT buildings

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my old school just. didn’t work on ieps.
ever.

which is weird since this is the autism school

There was an Instagram meme account dedicated to her.

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they had yearly meetings!
that’s about it!

When I transferred schools in 8th grade, they mistakenly put me in 7th grade classes. We didn’t know for like 2 weeks, and I made friends in those classes.

Someone ffound out and they changed my schedule over. One of my friends in the 7th grade class never heard why I left the class, and like 2 months later he saw me on campus and said “oh shit, I thought you may have died”

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:skull:

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My parents couldn’t be bothered to figure out IEPs
Wonder where i got my laziness from

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one day the men’s cross country team all wore super short shorts to make a statement about how many girls were disproportionately getting written up for arbitrary having too short of pants. and my chemistry teacher unprompted went on a rant about how clearly the girls shouldn’t be tempting the boys like this and should be wearing more modest clothing

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whats an IEP I was hoping I would figure it out by now lmao

May, if Superman’s car is hit by a plane, what happens to the car?

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this is the same school that used solitary confinement as punishment before getting sued tho so

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(He’s currently in the car)

according to some news article

She was trans and she had like a bunch of cool patterned dresses. She had one with a pattern of the black hole picture on it. Her class was the first place (IRL) I almost went by May but I decided against it cause I was worried about my parents finding out

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