Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

wow u doxxed him wtf!

the thing about hackmons cup is that since you can’t possibly know what your opponent has in store sometimes you end up making switches that go really poorly. my opponent seems to exclusively be doing this

I am going to try and get myself to do a full exercise set tonight

Surely this month I will lose 20lbs

god i might still lose this. i think it’s gonna come down to an incredibly degen 1v1. many such cases

god i hate healing moves

dammit i think i lose

smogon calculating its rng perfectly to both torment me and ruin my sleep schedule

i play til i win let me WIN

oh god i’m playing a corrections officer

what did showdown mean by this

there’s gotta be some irony in corrections officer instantly ohkoing me with discharge

WHAT

okay this is unwinnable. next battle

this game has it out for me

-man who is currently winning

for how much good that ever does me

their final pokemon setting up and i can’t outspeed them. is this it

I WON

LACK OF USEFUL COVERAGE TO HIT A FUCKING BULBASAUR IN A SINGLE TURN IS WALKING WAKE FATHER

ICE BURN AT 7% BRO REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT :sob: