Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Wait.
Is that an option?
I always thought they aren’t knock you put, cuz they need to know your reaction to know how to operate.

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i have my upper wisdom teeth removed, the lower are still there. the first one the anesthesia didnt catch me, i was screaming in pain as he was loosening it up. i nearly fainted but i kept it together. on the second one i didnt feel bad, but i could hear him yell and be angry at how difficult it was to pull out, he was twisting it and turning it all over the place, once it got removed and i spat out blood i think i got terrified of the blood and i fainted

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i was gonna do a thing where i googled do cats have wisdom teeth and changed all the “people also asked” things to homosexual tom and jerry but unfortunately mobile

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ive heard of a lot of people being completely knocked out and they surgically remove them

is it rare? i never had teeth removed

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this is the most tutuu thing i have ever read

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it was a shame i had to ban him from my oneshot server :(

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You wouldn’t say that when it hurts like hell, even when those teeth are grew completely.

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born to be a wittle softi, forced to wipe

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nah i was born missing a few teeth so they would have taken place for the missing teeth but then they just never spawned in and my mouth is permanently down a couple teeth

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Second most Tutuu thing, after the one about how they dated someone who wanted to go out in a gunfight.

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mf was getting in fights in the WOMB :sob: :sob: :sob:

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wait i was literally supposed to be twins…

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oh my god

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what the fuck did you do

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Lucky you.

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Well, Katze isn’t a twin, so…

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THEY ATE THEIR SIBLING

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Summary

this isnt actually true but i wish it was now so i could be like "i literally murdered my twin before we were even born, dont fuck with me but instead i am a chubby orange cat according to tutuu

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she was something alright

she was a native english speaker at age 26 and didn’t know the word for comma. she explained it by “that squiggly thing in the calculator”

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