Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Well, Katze isn’t a twin, so…

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THEY ATE THEIR SIBLING

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Summary

this isnt actually true but i wish it was now so i could be like "i literally murdered my twin before we were even born, dont fuck with me but instead i am a chubby orange cat according to tutuu

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she was something alright

she was a native english speaker at age 26 and didn’t know the word for comma. she explained it by “that squiggly thing in the calculator”

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YOU DATE WOMAN?

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Yeah most of the time it’s unnecessary

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k-selection is r-selection father

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LMAO

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singular woman

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me too i date woman

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she only dates dogboys now

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I think @Chloe does as well

being queerbaited by tutuu

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i date woman some of the time

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Bisexuals be like

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(lightly nsfw meme)

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ixOJE-k40ss

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story queerbaiting, she’s literally dating a man (sometimes)

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im pretty gay just the person i like is one of many hats (pronouns) so its only somewhat girl. big fan of his work though

im trabsgender sorry bucko not queerbaiting

why does the background music make it sound like this is an important scene in a show/movie

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