@Arete what starts with M and ends with E
Morale?

meow
But how do you rate something like Defeatist? How do you quantify losing your entire offensive potential if you fall under half health?
bad
This is like people that answer âTwo Bears High Fiveingâ
minue
Yes, but, like, how do you quantify it?
Iâm a [redacted] major; I want to assign a number to it.
I have my Masters in Redacted 
oh shit you major in watchmojo?
This Ash, and today I am counting down my picks for the Top Ten Hottest Pokemon
defeatist is cheeks in hackmons cup lmao
in a meta where itâs fucking impossible to reliably determine whether the opponent can put you at under half heath, an ability that cripples you when youâre under half health is really bad!
itâs not as bad as slow start or truant, which are about as cheeks as you would expect them to be (albeit mons with good special attacks donât care as much about slow start) but
i did once make my opponent forfeit and bemoan how they couldnât defeat my rock blast gigalith (it had truant and i just switched it out every other turn) once so. sometimes itâs just about the illusion of strength where you have none
and since defeatist is quiet you can make your defeatist pokemon seem a lot scarier than it actually is
me :>
Sheâs just like me fr fr
POV: me omw to wreck tutuuâs kitchen with 2 egg cartons and a dream
