Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

@Arete what starts with M and ends with E

Morale?

:hmmyes:

meow

But how do you rate something like Defeatist? How do you quantify losing your entire offensive potential if you fall under half health?

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bad

This is like people that answer “Two Bears High Fiveing”

minue

Yes, but, like, how do you quantify it?
I’m a [redacted] major; I want to assign a number to it.

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I have my Masters in Redacted :sunglasses:

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oh shit you major in watchmojo?

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This Ash, and today I am counting down my picks for the Top Ten Hottest Pokemon

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defeatist is cheeks in hackmons cup lmao

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in a meta where it’s fucking impossible to reliably determine whether the opponent can put you at under half heath, an ability that cripples you when you’re under half health is really bad!

it’s not as bad as slow start or truant, which are about as cheeks as you would expect them to be (albeit mons with good special attacks don’t care as much about slow start) but

i did once make my opponent forfeit and bemoan how they couldn’t defeat my rock blast gigalith (it had truant and i just switched it out every other turn) once so. sometimes it’s just about the illusion of strength where you have none

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and since defeatist is quiet you can make your defeatist pokemon seem a lot scarier than it actually is

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me :>

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She’s just like me fr fr

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POV: me omw to wreck tutuu’s kitchen with 2 egg cartons and a dream

Insert Phonk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEar2fUOb6w

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