may do you think i could figure out who you are though 
Oh I think in certain communities the easiest way to get me is ALSO to find my mom and work from there
Yes
I have so many posts in the cookie thread
I will DM people my address if it’s funny
find aretes mom. start talking to aretes mom. become aretes stepmom. meet arete in real life for Christmas. follow them home. location achieved
However, if you look her up, the first result is a picture of somebody else
i also have no experience trying to figure out who people are though (and am surprised to find out people do this for fun)
she’s married
also yeah i’m on joycat rn because being on my main would mean loading over 10 pinned tabs
and not poly
Am I a person?
what do you think im fixing in step 2
I know of 2 people who do this for fun and it’s me and my friend
maybe you’re a hydra
HONESTLY it would be SO funny to just make a hydra account that permanently pretends to be one person
create some backstory, some personality, maybe introduce a few typing/phrasing quirks to give everyone on the account a more similar tone
Currently watching the graduation ceremony for [Arete’s college] to figure that out.
ash do you think you could learn who i am 
this generally doesnt go very well