Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

when twins are born they flip a coin to decide which one gets a birthday and which one gets christmas

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having twins on christmas sounds awful

i think it should be illegal to have children on christmas

why weren’t you eating anything warm
cuz of the sickness?

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My dad was born December 28

Real

I was gonna host clocktower at my GSA
Then they kicked me out
:wowee:

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huh??

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My grades weren’t high enough apparently

How this is relevant to GSA is beyond me

It’s supposed to be a universal club policy apparently

Thats weird?

Ik some clubs here do have like a grade requirement but usually the requirement is “dont be failing like all your classes” and even then they dont kick you out u just cant show up to meetings until u get grades back up

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a lot of schools have policies that prevent you from participating in extracurriculars if your grades are too low (particularly if you’re failing anything)

I think the theory is basically that if your grades are sufficiently low you should be spending your time on fixing that, rather than on clubs

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Well yeah it’s the latter

I just phrased it like kick out

why are your grades so low, is this a Solvable Problem

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Also I’m not even failing any classes anymore (but I have less than a 2.5 gpa, apparently)

Mostly