Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

god is on an insatiable quest to give me a neckbeard and i refuse to let him win. and i need a razor that even an idiot like me 10 minutes after waking up can use

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I have an electric razor but it never actually gives a clean shave

Not necessarily a downside if that’s not what you want

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i was always under the impression that electric razors were never gonna give you the cleanest shave but is a low effort way to get close

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I had a barber give me the shave of my life, I felt like a child again.

straight razor goat

Shaving ur legs with an electric razor is also annyoing at best and impossible at worst so i just dont use one

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why don’t you embrace the neckbeard like kat

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as long as you shave often and like. shave after you shower or smth to soften your face it should be fine. Even if the shave isn’t the best shave itll be passable

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GOD I need to shave my elgs

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I tried once and I have the issue of Scottish Leghair and I gave up

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my great grandfather’s nickname was bear because when he took off his shirt, all you could see was hair on his back

those are the genetics Im fighting

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woman problem

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This is my full legal name

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tru

imagining arctic with a beard. fucked up

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ITS POSSIVLE STILL
I had Hella Hair (people i DIDNT KNOW would stop me in the halls to comment on how much leghair i had)

but after like 2 hours and multiple razor heads you can get through it
and even if it grows fast after rhat itll never be as bad as it was before!

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i don’t really keep facial hair because when i let it grow it’s usually bad and patchy

BUT I AM LAZY!!!

imagining arctic as anything but a domesticated animal or a femboy is impossible for me

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If its really long as well u may be able to have a go at it with scissors first as well lmao

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ITS WORTH! I AM TOO BUT ITS SO WORTH!

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