Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#24530
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imo it doesnt but im still trying to find a justification to assimilate him into the folers for realsies

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#24531

No

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#24532

we’ll get you someday!!!

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#24533

I was like ‘wait since you’re both European does that mean you live fairly close [from an American PoV]’ but then I looked at a map and tutuu’s on basically the exact wrong side :pensive:

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#24534

in my head Bulgaria was close to, like, Belgium (don’t ask why I thought this, I do not know)

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#24535

update I looked at Belgium on a map and I was also wrong about where Belgium was

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#24536

was bulgaria close to where you thought belgium was

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#24537

oh god

oh fuck

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#24538

no

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#24539

its ok you’re not alone (for now)

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#24540

arete i really wanna know what your mental map of europe was

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#24541

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#24542

Belgium… Bulgaria… Buxemburg… Bolland…

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#24543

It’s Betherland…

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#24544

in my head Belgium was up near where that little part of Russia that borders Poland and Lithuania is (I wasn’t thinking enough about country borders to realize why this obviously made no sense)

also, TIL about the little part of Russia that borders Poland and Lithuania

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#24545

you’re thinking of belarus prolly

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#24546

That explains the napoleon invasion of Bulgaria and then of Russia…

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#24547

did you not hear czechia annexed it? it’s kralovec now

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#24548

no apparently it’s called the “Kaliningrad Oblast”?

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#24549

right but I mean I assume that’s why you were placing a B country in that vicinity in your head