Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#24690

i stopped watching pokemon randomizers after someone doing a bw2 randomizer left the lab and was teleported directly to cynthia in undella town
it is impossible to top that

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#24691

tbh if Pokémon literally died when they fainted N would have a significant point about the ethics of battling

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#24692

Im very very sorry guys

You are all lovely and i didnt expect such a warm reception

I was trolling. Im not dating Arctic. I didnt except that to blow up. I imagined it as a cheap “haha” one-off thingy

I might have gotten carried away with lying about it. Sorry. I feel guilty. You guys are too lovely. I didnt mean to like. Take advantage of your kindness. I just found it hilarious and i didnt believe that id come across as believable

Sorry again, i love you (im serious now!)

Im sorry :frowning:

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#24693

i’m not sure if what’s actually happening is too much better

#24694

N is like “you changed my life back when we first met when your PokĂ©mon said it liked you” and you’re like “sorry bro he died fighting Elesa’s Zebstrika”

#24695

:moyai:

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#24696

you capture sapient creatures in tiny balls and then force them to do gladiatorial combat with other sapient creatures until one of them is beaten unconscious and hospitalized

#24697

imagine this is how arctic found out

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#24698

:wowee:

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#24699

yeah but your Pokémon says it likes you so none of that matters :) :) :)

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#24700

I’d see it

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#24701

She didn’t even DM me about this until after she did it

I just opened cookie thread and then pissed myself

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#24702

damn i can’t argue with that

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#24703

with your help you can change that,

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#24704

I can’t tell if this is trolling or if the last one was and im not sure if i should share the reaction i had w katze or not so im chosing to pretend u guys are dating

U guys r so cute

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#24705

But then she messaged me saying she felt really guilty about it lmao pls forgive her (/us?)

she said we could have just started dating for real to fix the problem

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#24706

lmao i thought it was a meme at first but everybody sounded so happy that i was like “oh i guess i missed the memo”

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#24707

We both wanted to copypasta it

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#24708

it looked so copypastable i barely stopped myself

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#24709

Lmfao
Ok any guilt I had just vanquished

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