Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

You should know by now that I don’t watch shows

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you watch saki

That’s different I had to be begged to

the downfall of blaseball indirectly led to may using more anime profile pictures

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Did it?

i think the downfall of blaseball is the only reason may’s on fol

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there is no other explanation

any bad things that may does are because they arent blasing their ball until they ṉ̴̎̌̈́̐͑̃̚͠y̵̯͕͚̙̠̤͓̙̮̆̐̚̕͠a̷͇̞̞͉̭̹̰͙̐̇̓͗̑̿͆̄̔̑͂̈́̑͘̚͝ ̶̛̮̣̙͓̲͓͓̅̅́͂̔̽̑̄̂̔̃͐̑͘m̸̧̛͇̦͚͇̻̘̬̼̲͔̫͑̌͆͑̓̓̐͋̎̇̿͐̀̂e̶̙͙̗̳̅̃͌̊͗̆́̂͗̓͂͌͆͘̚͝o̴̤̰̳̭̘̾̀̃̎̈̐͜͝͝w̶̨̡̫̲̼̬̣̜̯̬̹̟͎͉̙̪̟̓̈́̑͊́́̐͗̈́̐͊̕ ̵̛̺̫͓̝͋͂̈́p̴͚͈͚̞͕͕̥̹̗̳̙̦̣̞̍͐̉͌͗͆̈̏͋̈̚͜͠ů̷̻̦̼̭͎̙̱̪͎̮̥͔̣̮̮̼͌̂͂̈́͂̏͝r̴̢͎̤̘̠͉̹̳̭͓͓͓͙͆͋̽̏̀̐͑̎̈́̏̉͜r̸̟̖̩̯̠̙͉̠͇͂̑͗̎̎̑̀̕͝

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:stare:

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I was on here pre-downfall but itnis true that cookie thread is to me now what random channels in Blaseball Discords were to me then

whats up artemis

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i got a notification that marissa liked that post and im now realizing how dumb it must seem out of context

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ME FR

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gamefreak employees when i tell them that 95% accuracy means that it missing twice in a row should be a .25% chance and should not happen every other game

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tell that to the firaxis game devs when i miss my 5th 90% chance shot in a row in XCOM 2

the thing about hackmons cup is it’s a great gauge for how the universe feels about me. today, the universe hates me

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i won a game in spite of this due to my skill and my swag. but it informs me how i should approach the world

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You only remember the times it does happen

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yes, and i remember it happening every other game

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have you tried having better RNG

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lol
lmao