Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

people who say airbenders can do this shit
how
bending blood is super fucking hard and that is mostly water

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suffocating people is pretty impractical when you can compress air with your mind

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I had a phase when I was a kid where I’d jump off structures with makeshift parachutes

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Why would you want to suffocate people when yoy can simply make them fall from great heights

air bender!

it’s the avatar equivalent of shooting someone with a gun

showrunners were cowards since explosive farts should be a baseline firebender technique

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Fire benders can fly, earth benders can break their fall, and waterbenders can do chicanery.

I have the image in my head of a waterbender bloodbending themselves to fly.

this sounds incredibly painful

It was only shown them able to fly during a comment

Comet

do you think airbenders can wavedash

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more live-action discussion

I don’t remember how this went in the original show, but in episode 2, when Zhao shows up to Kyoshi island and is like ‘heyyyy Kyoshi warriors please turn over your outsiders to us,’ the head of the island, backed by some Kyoshi warriors, is like ‘ohhh no sir we don’t have any outsiders :))’ and he’s like ‘:really:’ and she’s like ‘no really’ and he’s like ‘well I don’t believe you so surely it’s fine if I search this island’ and she’s like ‘ok :) :)’

and this is played as a sort of ‘I know you’re lying’ dynamic

except … Sokka is literally standing right there with her. like not disguised as a Kyoshi warrior or anything, and not hidden, he’s literally just Sokka in normal Sokka waterbender clothes.

why does Zhao not point this out? is he stupid?

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korra s1 spoilers

amon could probably do it with his really good psychic bloodbending. people think he has such mastery that he bloodbends the benders who attack him so he can do his whole martial arts schtick

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But also I call bullshit on the earth bwndwr what can they do besides make it more incredibly painful

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all the comet does is make you stronger it’s theoretically possible to do it naturally

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I do and I’m tired of suggestion that Luigi Melee is not a master airbender

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We would see more flying people I think? But yeah sure

how did i allow myself to be pulled into an avatar lore discussion