Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

this ur major

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I can’t 100% keep up with all the words in both conversations, but that’s true of any given conversation, given I’m always multitasking in there anyway. I can do it well enough to like, give responses to either

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MASSIVE L

i’m a big fan of hard multiple choice math tests. because it allows me to forget how to do things while still deriving the right answer from other nonsense (note that only standardized-ish tests are like this)

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may out here with security guard type shit

presses headset hey yeah?

Our Physics 2 exams are part multiple-choice.

But.

There’s eight answers to each question

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based

If you guess randomly you’ll get a 12.5%

i took a sample one recently. completely forgot how to do implicit differentiation (turned out i was doing it right but i actually just completely forgot the product rule). just plugged in the two surrounding integer y values, got the x values for those, and picked the most reasonable derivative based off of that data. i was right

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THAT’S good shit

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This is how you have to be doing all kinds of exams and tests. This is how you win

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there was another one with a gross looking integral but it was negative some value to some other value. just intuited ā€œyeah this is probably odd and that’s easier than actually doing the integral.ā€ guessed 0. i was right

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oh is it like 3 statements and the options are ā€œa and b is trueā€ or ā€œc is trueā€ and the like

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No it’s just eight answers

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There’s just 8.

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Everybody begs for the test to be more open-response becuase people consistently do way better on the open-response than the multiple-choice

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see this is a lot better then some of the shit I had, let me see if I can find it

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LMAO I love mc over frq

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