Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Oh I meant to reply to this

Whenever I say I haven’t played Octo Expansion people do offer to buy me it so apparently it’s good

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The story modes are mainly meant to be tutorials I think

Yes they are and it shows

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Yeah

I think they’re ~fine at being tutorials but I don’t get why people praise htem as standalone experiences

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Me neither

2’s sucks
1 also sucked iirc

Because people genuinely talk about them like the story is engaging and the gameplay loop is fun and they’re worth playing even if you don’t need a tutorial and it’s like Come on now. Be serious

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I say this because I was tricked into playing the story mode by these people despite having no interest

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1 was one of the games of all time
I haven’t played splatoon 3 in a while but I played a bunch of 2
I miss the nuke

Allegedly they made splashdown good by just making it do it again

Trashdown (triple splashdown)

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Good is. An overstatement.

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i really liked splatoon 1 and splatoon 2s story but I also played them when i was Hella Young so thats probably got something to do with it

then again I also liked 3s a lot and paparnetly that sucks os maybe my taste is just different :joy_cat:

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I won’t pretend I don’t die to it sometimes but it’s certainly not meta. But that’s how Splashdown has always been. If you can shoot it down, it does literally nothing; if you can’t shoot it down, it kills you badly. And that’s what the balance problem is

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This is according to Icibalus when it released

I think it’s different points of reference. It’s not objectively (that) bad I just dislike it and am constantly surrounded by people who LOVE it so I’m contrarian on purpose

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I don’t play that many video games so I’m very selective about what I play also. So being induced to play a video game that is not like Guys This Is Literally The Best Thing Ever Made quality makes me a bitch

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thats fair

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