Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Hm. That seems non-optimal.

This iced tea has waaaaay too much syrup in it and it’s very interesting to drink. It’s like some kind of potion

Ayo

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anyway this is all tangential to the fact that it’s fucking 45 degrees in my room. i’m gonna have to sleep in here

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oh it’s down to 44 now. moving the opposite of up in the world

he took complete control of the situation with that one line and left his opponents utterly bewildered

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I opened my ice cream bar on the way back from the dining hall despite that being inconvenient becsuse I like the optics of eating ice cream in short sleeves and sandals in below-freezing weather

This is winning

Like ultimately any form of acknowledgment of the cold is conceding to the cold and therefore a loss. I can’t lose

If I eat ice cream I go out of my way not to acknowledge the cold, which is not only not losing, it is winning. That’s victory

I don’t even want this ice cream I can’t finish it

speak for yourself i’m figuring out who to harass about getting a space heater

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I feel like this is the most blatant proof of insanity I’ve sent in this thread in a while. Feel free to screenshot and send to my employer

Yeah sleeping in the cold is sucks. I can ignore anything while awake but if my body physically won’t let me sleep I cannot win

okay wait people just went into the room across from mine presumably with implements to fix the heater. i could win yet

the person who lives there went up to me unprompted asked me my room temperature and told me about the space heater thing. i think this entire hallway is going through it

People sometimes suggest to me that I feel the cold less than other people. This would seem obvious, given I do not react to it, but I literally don’t. I get cold so easily. Of course I do, I have terrible circulation and you’ve heard about my eating habits, I will physically shiver in rooms where other people do not even feel the cold. But I’m obsessed with Winning. So I refuse to wear warm clothes unless I absolutely must

I have a nice big coat I never have an excuse to wear… I like the coat, it’s got a lot of pockets, it’s so easy to hide shit on your body with it…

Anyway sorry about the heater situation. Hope that gets fixed.

i am currently wearing my coat. indoors. as well as my shoes.